( Or What Not to Wear, Zombie Edition )

That wound up being a lot longer than intended. The actual Part 4 should follow soon after I wake up tomorrow.

EDIT: It'll be up eventually, but I'm dealing with non-Internet issues that are getting in the way right now.

...nerd rage bait.

After weapons and protective clothing, the next chapter goes on about defending your house from zombies.

( Brooks starts off with some generic advice... )

In this thread I intend to deconstruct the sillier suggestions of the Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks, rather than attempt to actually "review" the book. If you want a review, I can tell you this much: I didn't think it was all that funny, just dumb.

( Basically, we'll start from the beginning. )

Thanks a lot, guys. You make me wait two business weeks for my records and send me a PREEMPTIVE BILL instead. Made my day, I gotta tell you.

Whee!

Last two posts were friends-only because I'm paranoid about someone stealing my ideas and creating the Dzherks on their own, and posting pics of their WRONG LOOKING DZHERKS on /tg/ and I could only sit here waving my fist at my monitor...

For some reason.

Anyway, time to read this Chaos Demons codex to see what all the butthurt is about.

I wish I knew how to quit you.

Dammit, that rumored 2nd season had better be in the works.

And dammit, once again I am staying up until 10 when I have to be up at 2, and have a 64 mile drive TO work where I will load packages for three and a half hours and then drive 64 miles BACK.

I wonder if I'm subconsciously trying to commit suicide via somnambulist driving.